need another drink. this is the easiest way
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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