Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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