Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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I'm just so full of love and alcohol
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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