More tranny stories later!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that