A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome