I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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