I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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