Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
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Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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