I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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