the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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