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I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.

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(812): I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads. http://tfl.nu/xmw8

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first

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(902): Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first http://tfl.nu/v8bw

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"

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(201): He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?" http://tfl.nu/srbv

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(850): View more from Florida

the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people

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(850): the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people http://tfl.nu/zcj8

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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase

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(717): You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase http://tfl.nu/khjs

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(203): View more from Connecticut

WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS

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(203): WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS http://tfl.nu/964x

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(707): View more from California

We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.

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(707): We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs. http://tfl.nu/2c0b

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(817): View more from Texas

Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.

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Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.

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(817): Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift. (972): Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking. http://tfl.nu/jm0q

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(303): View more from Colorado

It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI

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(303): It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI http://tfl.nu/jysc

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(913): View more from Kansas

This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity

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(913): This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity http://tfl.nu/jo5n

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?

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(651): Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD? http://tfl.nu/tnlb

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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.

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(651): Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen. http://tfl.nu/o1qk

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I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.

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(530): I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing. http://tfl.nu/7jie

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(973): View more from New Jersey

You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.

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I'm trying to hide in the table.

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(973): You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man. (201): I'm trying to hide in the table. http://tfl.nu/7531

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(916): View more from California

That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt

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(916): That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt http://tfl.nu/napj

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