If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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