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  its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true

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• (916): View more from California

  put your butt on the phone this is a booty call

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant

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• (210): View more from Texas

  I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.

  (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.

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