yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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