I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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