Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Randomize
