I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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