you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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