i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
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If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
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So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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