Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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