He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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