i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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