I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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