my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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