That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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