and she was petting her beer can
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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