Your tits are I can't wait for
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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