Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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