I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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