well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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