no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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