at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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