What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we're making bets on your personal life
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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