no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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