Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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