Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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