Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
