I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Barsexuality is the new black.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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