Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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