Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
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Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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