I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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