i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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