The maid of honor just puked.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
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you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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