just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
