shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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