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(+49): View more from Germany

i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box

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(301): View more from Maryland

not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.

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(914): View more from New York

I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.

(312): View more from Illinois

It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!

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(716): View more from New York

Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.

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(614): View more from Ohio

That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you

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