I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
we made out on top of his cat.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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