I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
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