i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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