I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Two words: nipple clamps
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