Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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