It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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