Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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