Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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