sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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