i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
You are a genius and a whore.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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