I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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