i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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