i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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