office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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